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An Ann Arbor farmer was milking his cows one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the unmistakable university of Michigan fight song.
Amazed, the next day he put the calf in his truck and drove the animal to a veterinarian in Ann Arbor. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him.
The vet went around behind the calf and listened. He agreed he heard the University of Michigan fight song, but didn't seem particularly excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.
The vet, a third generation OSU graduate, said, "Bud, I’m a BUCKEYE, and I’ve been listening to that song coming from assholes all of my life."
