MichiganSux.coma decidedly partisan web site for Buckeye fans!
MichiganSux.comThis web site is dedicated to those who truly dislike the University of Michigan, the state of Michigan;
All things wolverine. It is dedicated to the true Ohio State fan, to those who know every word of the Buckeye Battle Cry;
To those who instinctively shout "I-O!" when they hear "O-H!" - We Welcome and Salute You! GO BUCKS!
The jokes and pictures found on this site were often contributed by other fans of Buckeye football--Michigan haters all!
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Why, here's a joke right now:
Michigan and Ohio State are both fighting for a bid to the National Championship and are currently involved in a game against each other which is tied 14-14 with time for only one play. The Wolverines have the ball at the 50 yard line, and Lloyd Carr decides that he is going for the win. He bows his head and prays, "DearGod, what play should I run in this situation?" God promptly responded, "Run a short flat pass to the right." Lloyd was awed at the brilliance of God, and he obeyed without hesitation. The ball was snapped, the pass thrown, and the Buckeyes intercepted the ball and returned it for a touchdown for the win and a trip to the National Championship. After the game, Lloyd was dismayed that God's play had not worked, so he prayed and asked, "Dear Lord, why did you have me run that play?"
God replied, "I dont know...hey Woody, why did we run that play?"
OHIO STATE OWNS MICHIGAN!
Today is
Friday, May 09, 2008
and Michigan STILL SUX!
It's been
538
days since OSU last kicked Michigan butt,
and
174
days until we do it again!
